Fake Pockets: A How To
I love Anastasia but they get so much shit wrong and I had to talk about it.
As a history major currently studying Soviet Russia I would like to formally bless this post
History majors have a hard time just sitting and enjoying period pieces….especially with others
"Wait a second…that’s not right…"
^ You understand me friend
I was about to be like “jeez it’s just a cartoon” but nearly died laughing at this post multiple time. read this post. it’s good post
"Non. I do not give une fuck"
"probably was not a zombie"
Although, the “urban legend” surrounding the supposed (not true, as this beautiful power point has established) survival of anastasia is quite cool, especially since she and her sister briefly did survive the family’s execution: “The family was told that they were to be photographed to prove to the people that they were still alive. The family members were arranged appropriately and left alone for several minutes, the gunmen then walked in and started shooting. The girls did not die from the first shots, because bullets rebounded off jewels that were sewn into their corsets. The gunmen tried to stab them with bayonets, which also failed because of the jewels. The gunmen then shot each girl in the head at close range.” (yes it’s wikipedia, but it’s one of the greatest paragraphs there.. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Romanov))
i see gamagoori’s been taking advice form giroro
I SERIOUSLY HAVE NEVER LAUGHED AT ANYTHING SO MUCH LIKE THIS IS FROM THIS POST AND I JUST COULDNT BREATHE BECAUSE ITS LIKE “who is Anna’s true love” AND THE FUCKING BOOKS JUST LIKE ITS KRISTOFF GODDAMMIT ITS FUCKING KRISTOFF
If Olaf arrived at the castle MUCH earlier
- Hans: *was about to kiss Anna but stops* Oh, Anna...
- Olaf: *suddenly burst into the room, giggling* Whew! Man, that guard looks like he's never seem a snowman before. Anna, there you are!
- Anna: Olaf?
- Hans: *bewildered* Olaf?!
- Olaf: Oh, and you must be Hans, Anna's true love! *gasps* Are you about to kiss her and thaw her frozen heart? Oh, don't stop for me! I'll just stand over here and watch. Oh, I just love romance~!
- Hans: *shocked and speechless* .....
- Olaf: Go on, kiss her~
- Hans: ......
- Olaf: Why aren't you kissing her?
- Hans: ......
- Olaf: *whispers to Anna* Does he even know how to kiss?
hans is fire, kristoff is grass.
these two lil kids tho
- how to make music of the night sexual: sing music of the night
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